A Knight of the Word

"Words are small shapes in the gorgeous chaos of the world."

cakeandrevolution:

Accurate depiction of fox news.

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"I am Greek by birth, and I have Greek blood running through my veins. But my heart is Persian."

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“how the fuck am i supposed to survive this movie”

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hobbit fandom right now (via desolation-of-feels)

who the hell knows?

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theheirsofdurin:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer [x]

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mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

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seraphica:

Kim Kelley-Wagner has two daughters who were adopted from China. In everyday life, they have been subjected to horrid statements from people - to their faces, to their mother as they stood by her, etc. In this photo collection, shared on her blog, Kim and her daughters (Lily and Meika) put these ignorant cruelties front and center. [x]

"I have tried to explain to my daughters that people do not say these things to be mean, they say them out of ignorance, which is why I am sharing some of them. Words are powerful, they can become tools or weapons, choose to use them wisely."

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moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

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the-chinnydoctor:

bigbangsheldon:

Jim Parsons holds the key to the fountain of youth.

NO FUCKING WAY

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cryingwarrior:

olsennnnn:

So I was talking to my friend about colouring books and she showed me this one.

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And then there was this page.

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And finally this absolute gem!

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How amazing is this book?! I want one.

Where the fuck do people find these hidden, majestic things???

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Me:

*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

Random Old Lady:

*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

ROL:

Isn't he a little old for you?

Me:

Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

Dad:

*chokes into his drink*

ROL:

You should respect your elders.

Me:

You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

Dad:

*chokes on his drink again*

ROL:

*storms off*

Dad:

*looks at me with a disapproving look*

Me:

What?

Dad:

Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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