May 2013
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
glowpixie:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
this gif applies to so many things omfg
Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
seafoampterodactyl:
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Are. You. Kidding. Me.
allthingshyper:
amy-face:
S C R E A M I N G
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
“It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. We all know that our time in...”
– Lemony Snicket (via crookedqueens)
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...”
– (via teethgrownsharp)
Sometimes I lose some weight and get a little fit and get a bit of sun and grow out my hair and beard some and wear a fitting Aperture Laboratories shirt and listen to An Awesome Wave at night and look in the mirror and think maybe I’m kind of attractive.
……
And then a moth flies into my hair and THAT illusion disintegrates into panic, let me tell you what.
“You were everything I was looking for when I wasn’t even looking.”
– Unknown (via perfect)
